there is a thc-pill out there... it's called marinol, and trust me you do not want it... it's completely unpredictable... you can take one under a specific set of circumstances, and get nothing, the next day, under same circumstances, and same dosage, may take it again, this time you get so high you actually get sick....

just don't mess with that shit lol.... the RX it's self is expensive as all fucking hell, and is only prescribed to a very small set of people... so if you are lucky enough to find them... you still gotta compete with prices and unreliability...

to you i'd suggest just baking some brownies....