Quote Originally Posted by slickrick
It might seem a silly question what way will cause the least amount of tears/offence to ur partner???
Assuming you're a guy, get her to break up with you. Believe me, I've done it - and it's great. Whatever it is she doesn't like, pretend to like it - or the opposite. Don't get mean, just sculpt an impression of yourself in her mind that will make her want to dump you. This can include such things as claiming that you're planning to never work at a job again, not wanting kids (my personal favorite because it's true), no religion (another favorite of mine), and other ideas that are undesirable to her. This way, nobody feels too bad about the breakup. You may not even have to lie. In my case, I usually just told them the truth for the most part - which was enough to send them packing.