Whats the best way to break up??

[orgasmic]

i recomend telling them to their face in a comfortable enviroment, such as their house of yours.

i had to break up over the phone once, they asked me the question and i was going to split with them the next day so i couldent lie and then tell them tomorow....

hope it goes well mate

[Breukelen advocaat]

Oh, man, Skink. That's cold. Did she really do that? That's so below the belt. Especially considering the way husbands feel about dinner.

Just be direct, brief and honest, Slick. Be a man instead of a manipulative wus of a game-player trying to engineer the situation so she'll break up with you first. That suggestion was especially rich coming from a guy who's always claiming men have relinquished their "manhood." Now I see why he's found that to be true.

If she's upset, that's understandable. You really can't control her feelings or responses. You can only control your own. And if her emotions make you uncomfortable, well, too bad. She's allowed to have them. Just be direct. Once you've laid out your case. . .

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You dont need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

That song was written by a rich midget that's been married and divorced several times, once to Carrie Fisher. His current wife, formerly the New Bohemian band's singer Edie Brickell, was young enough to be his daughter.

You'll be giving the girl a break allowing her to bust up with you. We don't pick women as much as they pick us. That's just the way life for a man is. Just do the right thing and let it die as painlessly as possible. Good luck.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Have her walk in while you are banging someone else! Oh, wait, you wanted the least painful method, sorry. That was the jackass way of breaking up.

[Skink]

Oh, man, Skink. That's cold. Did she really do that? That's so below the belt. Especially considering the way husbands feel about dinner.

It was a southern type meal too... fried Chicken and homemade Corn Fritterz...

[halfassedjediknight]

just go for it. a relationship isnt going to work if you arent both 100% into it. and you definately arent.

so do what you gotta do. theres no "good, great, or easy" way out. its all shitty, so make like a nike commercial and just do it.

im sure youll feel better once youre single.

[jawndoe]

smoke a bowl of Northern Lights with her and then tell her...