Fruit beers: Wachusett Blueberry

Good microbrew: Harpoon IPA or HArpoon Munich Dark... oh FUCK yeah that's good shit... I like my beer bitter, just like me

Beer you can find anywhere: Amstel Light or Sam Adams Light

Weird exotic beer: Lindeman's Framboise Lambic ale

Beer that gets you really schnockered: Unibroue La Fin du Monde... OW my head

Cheap Ass LAwnmower beer: Carlings Black Label... $8 for a 15-pack... cheapo Canadian beer pwns cheapo American beer f'real.

After the FIRST sixer: Um... yeah... COLD and WET...