i do, especially cell phone karma. i've had a cell phone for three years now, and ive never lost it permanently. i keep my cell phone on vibrate, i dont walk and talk on it, i dont have stupid ass loud rap ringtones that i want everyone to hear. i turn the ringer off completely when the situation warrants. and basically im not an obnoxious git. now i believe this has helped me with my cell phone adventures. for instance i have misplaced my phone on more than one occasion. for instance after i night of heavy drinking i wake up and go to work realizing that my cell phone is nowhere in sight. i think to myself all day at work were the bloody hell could it be? no fucking clue, i dont even remember how i got home that night. anyways i go home and lo and behold there it is duct taped to my bedroom door, some girl whos car i had been in(dont remember that) said i left it in there and since it had my nickname etched into the back of it (chimney) she knew it was mine and returned it.
another night of heavy drinking a new term for intoxification was coined after me 'chimneyed' people where i used to go to school still say this. anyways i was so drunk that i pissed myself, yes i pissed myself. i woke up the next morning underneath the table in the kitchen of my old frat house covered in this yellow/greenish disgusting sitcky splooge like liquid, probably my own vomit, and in a huge pile of piss. well my cell phone had gotten soaked in urine in the process and refused to turn on. well as luck would have it, it was time for me to renew my plan, so all i had to do was walk up the street and get a new one. i was a little bummed because i had two hundred phone numbers in there many of which i would never get back. cell phone karma kicked in and about three days later when my hangover wore off , my phone miraculously turned on and i got all my numbers back.

on another occasion thats not a very good story, i lost my phone in the woods hunting one day. it spent the night in subzero temperatures in the snow. the next day i found it and the fucker was still turned on.


cell phone karma~ its real!!