i think the cops will come if there is a smoke alarm probably. U might have the security system that calls them, or the noise might cause a neighbor to call. Just unplug it during the act. I gotta good story though.

It was a nice summer day and two friends and I decided to hotbox a bathroom of mine and then play frisbee. So we take out the glass pipe fill a few bowls and smoke, making sure the window is shut. then we leave and look at the nice hazy room. we also leave the weed and the glass pipe out on the sink. What can I say I was already high and didn't wanna have a glass pipe dangling during frisbee. we then shut that door to keep it in. we play frisbee and come back and my mom is like, is there some sort of animal in that bathroom? So i say "no Richie (one of the friend's) took a huge shit in there. and she says, u guys check it out cause I'm too scared to go in there. so i quickly swipe the weed and glass after going in. so anyways, we shut the door so she doesn't see the remaining haze in there, which was really visible. then later she realizes what it was cause she smells it coming from teh basement. Awesome time though.