Got Caught...Rehab??

[TopNotchSwagger220]

Sup yall, recently i got caught with the reefer, n now ma mom is saying that shes gonna have me in some dumb shit little rehab program, i have no idea wat im in store for IF i do go. Whats it like, any drug testing, how long does it last, n what do they do??? thnx

TopNotchSwagger220 Reviewed by TopNotchSwagger220 on 03-31-2007. Got Caught...Rehab?? Sup yall, recently i got caught with the reefer, n now ma mom is saying that shes gonna have me in some dumb shit little rehab program, i have no idea wat im in store for IF i do go. Whats it like, any drug testing, how long does it last, n what do they do??? :( thnx Rating: 5

[Marevix]

I've heard that some programs use a combination of drug testing and psychology. They try to force-feed you their propaganda in hopes of "breaking your will to toke". I've heard of people being financially blackmailed into shit like this (i.e. parents confiscating cars so they can't drive to work), it's fucking evil. Do anything in your power to get out of it. If you do go, swallow your pride and fake rehabilitation. They'll only fuck with you more if you deny.

[Samwhore]

Avoid rehab at all costs. I'd rather go to jail/juvie than go to rehab. Its terrible, it's basically ATI to the fullest. Like Marevix said, if you do go, fake it. You might get tested, you'll most likely sit in a circle with other "substance abusers" and talk about your problems with "marijuana."

"Now, how does that make you feel?"

Its just like ATI and Dr.Phil combined.

[Matt the Funk]

Avoid rehab at all costs. I'd rather go to jail/juvie than go to rehab. Its terrible, it's basically ATI to the fullest. Like Marevix said, if you do go, fake it. You might get tested, you'll most likely sit in a circle with other "substance abusers" and talk about your problems with "marijuana."

"Now, how does that make you feel?"

Its just like ATI and Dr.Phil combined.

exactly how it is

[Samwhore]

exactly how it is

It's terrible, all I went to was a drug assesment, just to see if I was "chemically dependent on marijuana and/or other drugs." I took me around and hour, it was just my counseler, my mom for half and hour, and I. OMG, sucked so badly. She said I could go to rehab for 12 weeks. I said "Fuck that" to her face, and laughed as I told my mom, "I'll gladly go to juvie."

[badhabits420]

rehab's for quitters!

[TopNotchSwagger220]

im not quittin juss wanna get out of it w/ having to flip out n shit

[Greenport]

I was in rehab, ask people here that read my posts while I was in it. I left it tho it wasnt court ordered. It wasnt a facility, it was like a little place once a week we would go too. Rehabs just really fucking annoying.

[mattks1]

reminds me of half baked when bob sagets says, "marijuana! have you ever sucked a dick for marijuana?". have a talk with your mom and see if this has affected your life in any way. look at your grades (if youre in school), attendance, life in general. if there is no apparent change, then ask your mom why she thinks you need rehabilitaion. if there is nothing to be rahabilitated then there is no need. it will surprise you how much an adult sitdown can change the wind with a mom.

[sttomassmoker]

There are two types of rehab, inpatient and outpatient. Avoid inpatient at all costs.

Outpatient programs consist of drug testing, group counseling and one on one counseling.

I went to rehab when I was about 15 (for pot, got caught in school). I had never had any experience with any other drugs.

Well in rehab I learned how much coke costs and how to make fake crack.

Rehab is so ass backwards it is unbelievable. There is a theory that kids in rehab will use more then kids not in rehab, and I believe it.

Basically it is a drug school with some counselor either enjoying the stories about sketchy situations, or trying to use the bullshit they learn in drug counselor school.

Here are some things you might want to have an answer to before you go in there, just so you don't have to sit there and say "I don't know I just smoke pot".

I recommend that you bullshit the entire way through it. You can counter any skewed information they give you, but just make sure they think you are a changed person.

What are you triggers?
Do you have AIDS?
Want us to test you for AIDS?
How much do you smoke?
How long are you high for?
How much XTC do you take?
How much alcohol do you drink?


It also involves watching lots of video's about people addicted to hardcore drugs.