After decades of research and experiences, I have come to the harsh conclusion that we are here to entertain birds. What the fuck do you think birds would do all day without watching us and laughing at the awkward things we do that we think nobody else saw. They would exterminate themselves like crickets in a corn field!!

On that note tell me about them fucking golf shoes!
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