here's mines:

my buddy and i were behind a law office smoking a joint/pipe (don't remember which), when we hear a car drive by the fence that was covering us up from the street. then we hear it pull over and turn off. then we hear a car door shut. we're both thinking "oh shit!" and then, when we hear footsteps coming towards us, we run our asses off and duck behind some old lady's garden fence. we then proceed to spend the next 15 minutes peeking over the fence at a car and two cops in a parking lot not too far away. then my friend realizes that he left his skateboard, so we step out from behind the fence to go get it. but when i look back at the parking lot, i saw that it was empty. there were no cops to begin with. it was all in our heads. fuck, we were baked.


and on more than one occassion, my other friend and i have baked out his car in the following situations:

1. kmart parking lot
2. mexican restaurant parking lot
3. target parking lot
4. longhorn parking lot
5. post office parking lot
6. taco bell drive thru
7. while stopped at a green light
8. courthouse parking lot (no shit)
9. gas station parking lot (while a cop was filling up. again, no bullshit.)

all of the above were performed in broad daylight during business hours.

*accepts crown of stupidity*