i usually smoke joints or bong hits to myself, but that doesnt suffice when I got 3 or more smokin wit me, so we twist up a couple blunts and get wasted...

my guide to rollin blunts:
part 1- hand rolled blunts...
1. go to bodega, ask clerk for freshest cigar (old ones crumble), and can choose from a variety of flavors (my personal fav are White Owls- peach, smokes long and easy to roll; worst variety to roll with: Swisher..)

2. go to your room, lock the door, and break out your tray... break up your weed thoroughly, removin all stems and seeds (stems can poke out thru the blunt wrap while your twistin, and seeds tend to pop after your smokin the blunt, and they can pop into your eyes (ive had this happen... ouch!!)

3.after you have the weed broken up evenly, not too chunky and not to dusty, take the cigar out the wrapper, lick it all over, then line up the side you plan on cuttin, and give that spot a few extra licks (i do this to make sure i have no problem gettin it to stick once ive twisted)

4. as soon as youve slobbered all over the cigar, take a razor or knife (preferably a razor for a clean even cut, serrated knives tend to rip the edge up) and cut a line as straight as you can down the side you gave extra licks too...

5. empty out the tobacco or "guts" as i call them, and give the cigar a slight fold to better hold the weed.. i also tear off the end of the cigar that is intended to smoke from, so i get a nice straight cigar.. i also dump the guts in the toilet and flush them so i dont have cigar bacco in my trash..

6. spread the weed evenly in the wrap, makin sure that there isnt too much in the middle which leads into a "pregnant blunt"...

7. hold the blunt in your hands like a video game controller (closet comparison i could think of) with your thumbs closest to you and the blunt restin on your index fingers, your thumbs doin most of the work here, and be careful not to squeeze too hard..

8. roll the blunt in your fingers, usin your thumbs to push the weed evenly thru the blunt and your fingers to roll the back while doin the spreadin ( like rollin a joint, only more to work on)

9. once you have the weed tight in the blunt, give the upper edge a lick and keep your thumbs foldin in the lower edge while your index and middle fingers fold over the top edge.. start in the middle if your not gettin at first, and you may have to relick some parts to get it too stick.. but dont give up!!

10. once you have the blunt twisted, its a good idea to let it dry before you smoke it cuz itll prolly run and thats not fun... i either let it sit for 5-10 minutes or pop it in the freezer for a few minutes, you also can use a lighter to dry it, move your lighter up and down the blunt and give extra attention to the edge you cut and gave xtra licks too, just dont roast the blunt, keep the flame from touchin the blunt..

11. take a minute to admire your work of art, then flame on

it will take a few tries to roll a superb blunt (my first one looked like the letter J... but it smoked nonetheless!! at first i didnt roll blunts cuz i couldnt get the hang of holdin the blunt in my fingers, but just practice... you can practice without smokin, just empty the guts out, cut em up with scissors and reroll in the blunt...

another way to roll is to table roll, this involves simply rollin the blunt on a flat surface similar to kneeding bread dough lol, but when done properly, is a great way to smoke..

coatin your blunts in honey is great way to have them to smoke longer and gives them a better taste if you dont like the taste...

and to all the weed smokers that say blunts are stupid, fuck you...
i smoke to get high, and how i get high is my business, there is no right or wrong way to do the shit, we all strivin for the same results here so dont tell people theyre stupid and shit, dumbfucks...

anyways... good luck on your rollin adventures..

peace
InvincibleArmor79 Reviewed by InvincibleArmor79 on . how do you roll blunts??!! i take the leaf off, and then roll the weed in the brown paper and the roll the leaf around that... it burns sooo long that way~ Rating: 5