I nearly can't stand this thread, I am gonna have to figure out a way to fist myself now.

Dirty talk rules...I hate to say this, but get drunk. I recommend red wine. It's the charm, I'm telling you. Or, come to my house and smoke with me. Aaaargh (insert gurgling noise here)


Hey CC, think of every nasty, dirty, forbidden thing ever that has made your clit do that little jump.

Then say it.

If nothing else, read some of the nastiness I've posted to you out of pure fun. Funny is sexy. It's okay to laugh in the bed, really. One time, Brian on Family Guy was singing 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time" and I laughed so hard I couldn't come, and Papi had a bonified heart attack. We had to call the squad, and of course they looked at me like I was a criminal. A naked high criminal.