Sexy Cop Needs Some Lines And An Act

[Gatekeeper777]

First off greenjeans don't cry for me, to many tears spilled already, share smiles and laughs, do a little something to make someone glow.

Keep the ideas coming. I'm making it sound like I have a speech impediment, lol. Enough stoner talk, Back to Officer Chrissy...

then let him wear a uniform and he is the night security gaurd at the school for prper english and you are a naughty girl. or you could be a dood cop gone bad in a college campus bust.

[1chronic]

Chrissy, people like you are rare. Your powerful and loving at the same time. I just wanted to say I have alot of respect for you, as a grower and as an amazing person. Keep it up.

As for the cop stuff. I like your idea. Have someone give you a short "fit on a sticky note" sentence telling him to go clean off. Have his joint ready and bust him while smoking it. (give him time to be almost all the way through it, that way he won't mind putting it out to get arrested by you.)

[RyanTheCaveman]

I like this thread.

[bong_man]

give him a full body search! haha

[Chronic Chrissy]

Ok I will say there will be a search at some point and I like the "testing of the cola idea" lol, Also thatnks for pointing out that I should wait till he's almost done the joint, might half to wait till he's about half way and take it from him for myself as a tease.

[Gatekeeper777]

Well with MY PERVERTED MIND i can tell you helloween is my fabvorite holiday, not because i hold to the wiccan beliefs but because i can get a costume or 2 for me and the mrs rather cheap.
here is a scenario as a cop.
you: hey you come here.
him: Is there a problem officer?
you: there have been a rash of burgleries in the area and you fit the bill. Do you have any id on you?

him: no

you: ok up gainst the wall i have to search you for any weapons for my protection as well as yours.
searching him you feel a bulge

you: whats this?

him: what do you think it is?

You: it feels like a 9MM pistol.

him: no officer I am a music student and thats my "Instrument" in my pocket Would you like to try to play it ?

YOU: what is it?

him: Its called a Skin flute.
you: how is it played?

him: well much like a sex a bone. You put it in your mouth as far as you can.

You: Pull it out slowly as it may be "cocked" and could possibly be a weapon of ass distruction.

him: will i be going to jail?

YOU: no i want you to play me a few notes on my "baby grande" and make me a symphony i can sing to.. and if your good enough i will only write you a ticket.
imagination tied with some clever dirty talk is rather arrousing.

[1chronic]

Yeah that would work too. Just gotta hope he's not to stressed so he won't mind it being taken from him.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Yeah that would work too. Just gotta hope he's not to stressed so he won't mind it being taken from him.

I'm sure he'll think it a fair trade after all is said and done.

[slickrick]

As men get older, their tesosterone levels lower which lowers sex drive too.....I would buy him some tribulus terrestris capsules and tell him to take four a day...now obviously you may need a small chat first as u cant just slip them in his drink or tell him to take them and he not know what they are for...what u say in the chat is ur call..he most probably does have low testoserone levels, i can assure u these capsules will work and have no side effects! take a look for some on ebay or something. I take these capsules for muscle development as high testosterone is required to aid muscle recovery and growth, but testoserone also makes u horny and im constantly horny lol

[slickrick]

sorry if i waffled, did that make sense?