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03-30-2007, 06:46 PM #11
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Sexy Cop Needs Some Lines And An Act
What do cops have that you and your sexventures don't?
A gun.
Get a handgun.
Get in uniform.
Get ready.
At night, while he is watching tv, get infront of the door and scream SEX RAIDDD! and then kick down the door.
Rush in and scream GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR with your gun out.
If he doesn't submit, shoot out his kneecaps.
Handcuff him, search him(in that sexy way) for drugs and plant a pipe on him.
Force him to smoke some weed and some horny goat weed.
Slap him once or twice for being such a naughty druggie.
Then push his bitch ass into the bedroom, and holler like the insane cop bitch you are.
Avoiding his bloodied and now useless kneecaps, get him tied up on the bed and force his head on your crotch. Basically rape him for a while.
And go from there.
...afterwards, get the f*ck out of there, you're only nineteen and you need to live before you have a kid and settle down with someone who could technically be your father.
Just my 2 cents.
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