Quote Originally Posted by RESiNATE
lol Euphoric
A pet fly..cool

[email protected] A YEAR!!! FFS, I thought I was picking dried up spittle from my mouth in the morning!!

*blows chunks*

There was a spider in my house...I called him Spider......I found him, one day, and he was dead...lack of flies, I guess...I kill flies on sight, sorry Euph.
I kill wasps on sight too, cos they hover behind my head......
Luckily, their Kung Fu is weak, and I strike them with "Tiger Slaps Wasp Technique"
Then I laugh at them, as they lay on the floor, squirming in pain...then I say "The path of the righteous man, is beset upon all sides by the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepards the weak throught the vally of the strong...."..then I stamp on them...very hard!!


soo you think you can smash some bugs eh? we'll see about that BWHAHAHA oh wait theres nothing i can do but bitch. nevermind then. i am getting good at bitchin tho
that lil prayer was hilarious ya pass the bowl plse kthnx