lol Euphoric
A pet fly..cool

[email protected] A YEAR!!! FFS, I thought I was picking dried up spittle from my mouth in the morning!!

*blows chunks*

There was a spider in my house...I called him Spider......I found him, one day, and he was dead...lack of flies, I guess...I kill flies on sight, sorry Euph.
I kill wasps on sight too, cos they hover behind my head......
Luckily, their Kung Fu is weak, and I strike them with "Tiger Slaps Wasp Technique"
Then I laugh at them, as they lay on the floor, squirming in pain...then I say "The path of the righteous man, is beset upon all sides by the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepards the weak throught the vally of the strong...."..then I stamp on them...very hard!!