you smell like a dirty pillow (lol ever smelled someone else's pillow? some people's pillows fucking stink!)

when i was in all of 2nd grade a fifth grader tried to tell me a seat on the bus was his.. i looked at him and said "were you born that stupid or did your mom just drop you on your head too many times" .... lol even his friends were going "oooooo and laughign at him" he hit me for it o.0 one single punch in the chest, didn't hurt that bad, i smiled and kept my seat.

looks like the best part of you ran down the inside of your mothers leg. or something to that extent, can't remember the exact wording

last night your sister/mom blew me so good she sucked the sheets into my ass.

in response to "mother fucker": a mother fucker i may be, but atleast the mothers i fuck don't belong to me, btw tell your mom hi for me.

in a piss poor attempt of a chinese guy speaking english "your momma so fat, she jump up and get stuck"