One I heard not too long ago...

Collage kid haning out of car,Hollering at Cute Coed,"Hey Baby,Where you been all my life?"
Coeds Answer, "At your House diong obcene things to your mother with a fork!!
I laughed so hard I had to sit down!
The Figment Reviewed by The Figment on . your favorite insults: funny remarks. Mine at the moment would have to be. You're as worthless as a VCR. y'alls? Rating: 5