your favorite insults: funny remarks.

[Silent Wolf]

In your head, shit builds dams and piss runs in rivers you dumb fuck!

Silent Wolf Reviewed by Silent Wolf on 04-06-2007. your favorite insults: funny remarks. Mine at the moment would have to be. You're as worthless as a VCR. y'alls? Rating: 5

[go toke up]

well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

you are so fat that you masturbate to cookbooks.

[Blowboy]

If you shut up, I'll give you ten points!

[Gatekeeper777]

If your children are 1/2 as ugly as you they should get disability cuz your one ugly woman. Did you hear me mom?

[Dutch Pimp]

...useless...as the tits on a boar hog...:thumbsup:

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

[Jaerl]

Normally to friends I either call em Fishfuckers,

Or I tell them to go fist themselves, it's funny when sumone hears that for the first time.

[potsmokingnome]

When my x calls me an asshole, I ussually respond: "I Got one might as well use it!"

maybe a bit lame but I like it

[Jderringer]

You're such a waste of existence, that you're making God cry...

It's hard to believe that the sperm that sparked your existence was indeed the fastest one...

A retarded, crack addicted chimp would do a better job than you...

Your lack of intelligence must be a result of too few forks in the branches of your family tree...

The fact that you weren't still-born is conclusive proof that life isn't fair...

Yeah... It's really too bad that your mom and her brother didn't figure out what birth control was until you came along...

[Turtlepik]

One I stole and have used at work. (can't remember where I first heard it)

Me: What would you do if I called you a cunt?
My boss: I'd fire you.
Me: And what would you do if I just thought you were a cunt?
My boss: Well I couldn't do anything.
Me: In that case, I think you're a cunt.

I didn't get fired. Just.