Quote Originally Posted by InhaleItALL
Hi my name is Inhale, and I am a boobaholic.



(all together) Hello Inhale.

1. I admit I am powerless over boobs.
2. I believe a power greater than me can restore my sanity. The holy Vagina.
3. Made a decision to turn my will and life over to the care of G.O.D. (Governess of Doobies)
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
-hmm condoms check. Morals none. Check
5. Admitted to G.O.D.(see #3), to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our boobie loving.
6. Entirely ready to have G.O.D. remove all these defects of character. (i.e ugly boobs)
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings (HEY, I don't cum short!!)
8. Made a list of all persons boobies we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such boobies wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
10. Continued to take inventory of all boobies and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. (for example... I thought you were a B cup, I was wrong, and humbly apologize for you are plainly a C cup.)
11. Sought through prayer and meditation and smoking to improve our conscious contact with G.O.D. and boobies.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to boobaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs with boobs.


hahahaha thats choice!! anyways to sign up for inhaleitalls 12 step program u must first complete a phsyical and psyicalogical evluation . then He will have a sit down consultation with u and discuss what direction he thinks u should go.