ITS THE TEN CHRON COMMANDMENTS... Cant tell me nothing about this bud. cant tell me nothing about this herb, this weed....

1- Never let no one know how much weight you got, cuz you know, the herbagrey will put you in surgery for an emergency, flashing your zips get jacked urgently.

2-Never let em sell you dry blunts. dont you know fresh swishers are like velvet when there well licked?

3- never trust nobody, your connect will rob that ass over cash for an LBow, hell no, make sure you know your holmes well yo

4- No you heard this before. Never spill the weed, get killed indeed over sensimilla seeds on my carpet, im hearltess when i start shit

5- never sell no herb where you rest at, i dont care if they want an O tell em No

6- Frontin is stuntin, if a pothead owes you 20 bucks you gettin nothin

7- This rule is so fuckin faded, keep your cokehead friend and your bong completely separated, all that yayo jitterin will get that roor decimated

8- Never keep no herb in a jar of peanut butter, or try to grind it with a pizza cutter

9- If you aint gettin high then yell Fuck The Stress, if *****z think your stuff is less then they wont take you seriously like you was rockin a fuckin dress

10- If you think you cant take any more take some more, make it sore until your lungs are baked and poor, introduce your face to floor until you burn out into a faded bore.