ITS THE TEN CHRON COMMANDMENTS... Cant tell me nothing about this bud. cant tell me nothing about this herb, this weed....

1- Never let no one know how much weight you got, cuz you know, the herbagrey will put you in surgery for an emergency, flashing your zips get jacked urgently.

2-Never let em sell you dry blunts. dont you know fresh swishers are like velvet when there well licked?

3- never trust nobody, your connect will rob that ass over cash for an LBow, hell no, make sure you know your holmes well yo

4- No you heard this before. Never spill the weed, get killed indeed over sensimilla seeds on my carpet, im hearltess when i start shit

5- never sell no herb where you rest at, i dont care if they want an O tell em No

6- Frontin is stuntin, if a pothead owes you 20 bucks you gettin nothin

7- This rule is so fuckin faded, keep your cokehead friend and your bong completely separated, all that yayo jitterin will get that roor decimated

8- Never keep no herb in a jar of peanut butter, or try to grind it with a pizza cutter

9- If you aint gettin high then yell Fuck The Stress, if *****z think your stuff is less then they wont take you seriously like you was rockin a fuckin dress

10- If you think you cant take any more take some more, make it sore until your lungs are baked and poor, introduce your face to floor until you burn out into a faded bore.
zalami128 Reviewed by zalami128 on . THE TEN CRON COMMANDMENTS i wrote out some house rules because there are people over my house alot and i needed to set some house rules please give any other good suggestion 1. bring somthing to the party (food, drink, weed,) 2. always keep environment comfortable for all / sleeping guests shall be untuched 3. whoevers DJ, play song all the way through 4. puff puff pass (dont camp on the blunt) 5. take phone calls away from circle 6. dont get bitchy when denied a specific song/show/munchy Rating: 5