Last night.

I got arrested 5 years ago for possesion of HALF A JOINT. Took me down the cop shop put me in a cell where i slept fourty five minutes. Then they took my prints, photo, and dna (cant rape now[JOKE]) then let me go with a caution, made me walk home at 2AM though.

Imagine this though. You're high as hell filling out forms at the police station then your arresting officer signs the form "PC Plumb" man did i wanna laugh.