killer birds

[smoke it]

so, me and 3 friends climbed a small cliff the other day. we got to the top, got blazed, and the went back down. so we took the trail back down (5 minute walk), and we heard a hawk making a noise. we didnt think anything of it, because many animals were making noises. we then see that hawk in a tree just staring at us. we continue walking, and out of nowhere, the bird comes swooping down in a full dive at us. we duck ant it misses us by abot 8 inches. we start hauling ass down the trail. the bird comes down again and hits my friend right in the head. we got back down to the street and go back. the thing was, my friends had told me about the killer birds before we started climbing. i thought that they were just joking. fucking birds...

smoke it Reviewed by smoke it on 03-27-2007. killer birds so, me and 3 friends climbed a small cliff the other day. we got to the top, got blazed, and the went back down. so we took the trail back down (5 minute walk), and we heard a hawk making a noise. we didnt think anything of it, because many animals were making noises. we then see that hawk in a tree just staring at us. we continue walking, and out of nowhere, the bird comes swooping down in a full dive at us. we duck ant it misses us by abot 8 inches. we start hauling ass down the trail. the Rating: 5

[Skink]

Prob had a nest of youngins...

[ATrain]

Nice story :thumbsup:

Once I was standing around with a few people and a bird flew into the side of my head and then took off :wtf:

[Storm Crow]

They are protecting their nests! They are worried about the "killer humans".

[rebgirl420]

hahahaah damn birds!!!

[Samwhore]

I got chased by a flock of ducks when I was little, geese freak me the fuck out, ducks are so and so, but birds, the ones that waddle, omg, :wtf:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Damn Killer birds, they're almost as dangerous as the killer raccoons in my neighborhood

[hello3pat]

I had a goose for a while named siddhartha, my brother was the one who bought it when he was told they were extremely territorial. At the time he bought he was blazed and the first thing that came to his head was "Attack Goose!". When we would let it wander around the front yard it would chase my neighbors dogs when it had gotten bigger

[rastaman79]

just be glad it was a hawk,and not a pair of seagulls(you would of got severly shat and puked on) hahahahah

[slipknotpsycho]

I had a goose for a while named siddhartha, my brother was the one who bought it when he was told they were extremely territorial. At the time he bought he was blazed and the first thing that came to his head was "Attack Goose!". When we would let it wander around the front yard it would chase my neighbors dogs when it had gotten bigger

geese are fucking evil -.- the common thought of people is they're nice and gentle... but damn.. those fuckers are mean.