A Christmas Story

[Lulu]

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting
ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his
elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one
of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered
the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,
he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
tiny pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the
doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the
door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa.
Isn't it a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

Lulu Reviewed by Lulu on 12-14-2004. A Christmas Story One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were Rating: 5

[kuulbns]

Oh my goodness! that was hilarious! thanks foe the laugh

[Ammie]

lmfao hahahahaha gotta love it g0g0g0g0 lulu

[apsinthion]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

[RESiNATE]

hehehe, Lulu...I liked that....alot!

You obviously missed my compliance with your request for an avatar, so to save you the trouble of looking for the old thread...here it is

I hope you like

[Lulu]

Awwww Res, you are such a sweetie

I love it

[RESiNATE]

coolies
I'm glad you like it...I was struggling for ideas, then it came crashing into my head all at once, and became easy...my brain works like that - no activity...no activity...no activity...*BAM!*..omfg! hang on tight!!..woohoo lmaoo

[Jodie]

Great story lulu! Did your mother never put you on the stage?

[Lulu]

Great story lulu! Did your mother never put you on the stage?

Nope too shy, I was in charge of the curtain~lol~

[Darkneon420]

Thats a sweet story!