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    #51
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    Marijana Jokes List

    lol no ill let myself kill this thread. assuming nobody posts after me.

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    #52
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    Marijana Jokes List

    Quote Originally Posted by S.W.E.D.420
    ^^damn i was hopin that one went farther. would make a good story

    so there are two stoners walking in a forest when one stoner stops and looks down and points at tracks and says"hey, its deer tracks!" then the other stoner looks at him and says"pff, no way thats dog tracks!" other stoner "oh ya well well follow these tracks until we run into the anumal thats these are from!"

    so the stoners are following the train yelling at eachother "dog" "deer!" dog deer dog deer dog deer dog deer..........untill they are both hit by a train
    i lmaoed

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    #53
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    Marijana Jokes List

    Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
    A: Because pot holder was taken

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    A light weight will say, "Take me home I'm stoned." An everyday toker will say, "Take me home I'm ripped. A stoner would say, "Take me stoned, I'm home." And the other person would reply, "Me stoned I'm too."

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    Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole!

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    #54
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    Marijana Jokes List

    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









































    Shit, I lost my tractor!

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    #55
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    Marijana Jokes List

    Quote Originally Posted by ari
    A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
    One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"
    lmao, welcome to my signature

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    #56
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    +rep for thread idea :thumbsup:
    what do u get when u cross an irishman and some weed?

    otatop dekab a <-- <--

    ok maybe its only to me cuz my dad called me one when i was well baked... u know... inside

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