Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

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A light weight will say, "Take me home I'm stoned." An everyday toker will say, "Take me home I'm ripped. A stoner would say, "Take me stoned, I'm home." And the other person would reply, "Me stoned I'm too."

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Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole!