Marijana Jokes List

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It's Illegal!

[Greenport]

lmfao

[ari]

Hi all
i got alote of mailes that you liked the theard .and i wanted to say thankes to all of you .



Lets try an short one


Why did the pothead crossed the rode?

He wanted to check what thet crazy chicken was smoking

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[Jah420]

One day this cop pulls over a stoner for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the stoner for his license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.

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A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"




great thread :thumbsup:

[partyguy420]

ok... this stoner forgets to nock on his friends door and just walks in... hes yhelling for for his friend... and lookin around for him... and he starts hereing this "jesus is watching you" "jesus is watching you" and he walks in to the master bedroom and finds a parrot.... and the parrot says "jesus is watching you""jesus is watching you"... so the stoner says whats your name little fellar... and the bird says mosses... and the stoner says now what kind of dumb ass word name their bird mosses... the parrot replys with "the same dumb ass who named there pit bull jesus"

[smoke it]

ok... this stoner forgets to nock on his friends door and just walks in... hes yhelling for for his friend... and lookin around for him... and he starts hereing this "jesus is watching you" "jesus is watching you" and he walks in to the master bedroom and finds a parrot.... and the parrot says "jesus is watching you""jesus is watching you"... so the stoner says whats your name little fellar... and the bird says mosses... and the stoner says now what kind of dumb ass word name their bird mosses... the parrot replys with "the same dumb ass who named there pit bull jesus"

thats a spoof of a religious joke i had heard.

[jessem98]

- One bong hit, Two bong hit, Three bong hit, Floor

- The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

- A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, "What time is it?" The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, "It's 4:20." The stranger said, "You're sure it's 4:20?" The stoner lifted up his horse's balls again and said, "Yup, its 4:20!" The guy says, "How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse's balls?" The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, "You see that clock over there?"

[passitplz]

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- A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, "What time is it?" The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, "It's 4:20." The stranger said, "You're sure it's 4:20?" The stoner lifted up his horse's balls again and said, "Yup, its 4:20!" The guy says, "How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse's balls?" The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, "You see that clock over there?"

dude...wait...what?

[passitplz]

Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A. Lickalotapus

Q. what do u call a gay dinosaur?

A. Mega-sore-ass

[smoke it]

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in."

Another soft knock is heard. "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in."

At the next knock Jesus asks, "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in."

Someone starts pounding on the door. "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FREEZE! THIS IS THE FBI!"