One day this cop pulls over a stoner for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the stoner for his license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.

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A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"




great thread :thumbsup: