One day this cop pulls over a stoner for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the stoner for his license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? - Two: One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.

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A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"




great thread :thumbsup:
Jah420 Reviewed by Jah420 on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5