Marijana Jokes List

[pass the chicken]

OOOOOO or my fav. joke of all time

it used to be on tv do you remeber it?
it starts off two kids talking bout smoking then it cuts to one kid grabbing the shotgun and .... well I'm sure you've seen it and laughed

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Wave.


Why did the stoner cross the street?
His dealer lived on the other side.


You might be a stoner if You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.

You might be a stoner if You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.

You might be a stoner if It takes a hour to cook minute rice

[yoda]

q: what do fish smoke?

a: seaweed

[rebgirl420]

You might be a pothead if Everyone else is a lightweight

You smoke so much pot your couch has seatbelts

You might be a stoner if It becomes a chore to use the lighter

Q. How do you know when you've smoked too much?
A. When the most difficult decision crossing your mind is determining whether your eyes are:

a) open

b) shut

c) false

d) none of the above

What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over:

COP-Son do you know why i pulled you over? reply-You thought i had some donuts?

Arent you the guy from the village ppl?

Hey you must have been goin about 125 mph to keep up with me, Good job.

Are you Andy or Barney?

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

A. None. Alligators can't fly.

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That Shit Made My Sig

[Marijuana connoisseu]

I'm glad I could be helpful :jointsmile:

[tokin'smoker]

i'm so subscribing to this thread. these are all hilarious.

[dopefiend]

i have a good joke for you. MARIJUANA LAWS:chainsaw:

[smok3y]

lol.. Brilliant thread.. Propz dude:thumbsup:

[ari]

LOLLLL:rastasmoke:

Here's another one:

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

LOLLL