How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Wave.


Why did the stoner cross the street?
His dealer lived on the other side.


You might be a stoner if You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.

You might be a stoner if You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.

You might be a stoner if It takes a hour to cook minute rice