How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Wave.


Why did the stoner cross the street?
His dealer lived on the other side.


You might be a stoner if You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.

You might be a stoner if You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.

You might be a stoner if It takes a hour to cook minute rice
CanaDanKs Inc. Reviewed by CanaDanKs Inc. on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5