ok..heres one duno if you could call it a cannabis joke but here it goes...

3 men are sent to hell
one for being a drunk all his life
one for using women
and one for smoking pot..

the devil puts the drunk in a room full of all the alcohol you could ever imagine and locks the door..

he then turns to the woman user and trows him in a room full of the hottest naked women nyphos and locks the door

he turns to the pot head nd trows him in a room full with the dankest pot ever feild loads of it..

he leaves them in the rooms for 1000 years and finaly goes to let them out ..

he opens the first door where the drunk falls out clenching an empty bottle and proclaims hell never touch another drop the devil decides this is good enough and gives him another go at life...

the second door when opened the woman user runs out proclaiming ''im gay''

when he opens the third door the pot head is just sitting with his back against the door a tear comes down his eye when he looks at the devil he asks him ''buddy ya got a light?''

heh long joke..
shit was already said bummer..
mulltie Reviewed by mulltie on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5