here is mine, i dont remember the exact words so ill try to make it good

so a stoner, an alcoholic and a pimp get into a car accident and die.
They go to hell and devil tells them
D-Youll be locked in a room of your choice for 100 years
D- First will be the alcoholic, what room would you like?
A- I want a room filled with every booze you can find all over the world
D-You got it
D- Next will be the pimp
P- Id like a room with all the hookers in it so i could fuck them.
D- You got it.
D- Next is the stoner
S- I'd like a room filled with all the strains of marijuana.
D- You got it, (Devil locks all the rooms for 100 years)
100 years later
Devil checks the alcoholic's room, he sees him lying in his own vomit and barely awake
Then he checks the pimp's room, he is covered in his own cum and everyone are unconscious
Then he opens a stoner's room, he sees him sitting there, none of the marijuana was touched, a stoner is just sitting there, with tears in his eyes, he looks up while holding a joint
S- Hey man, got a light?
Snake2389 Reviewed by Snake2389 on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5