The stoner went to a bar. He hasn't had any nookie in awhile. He saw this hot looking chick leaning on the juke-box in a dark corner and decided to talk to her. Hey baby I know this is a little forward but I dont get out much so I'm willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie.

She looked up at the stoner and said - I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.

"The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second - it's ok I'll follow you, I'm on my honda.
Sweeney Reviewed by Sweeney on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5