a hippy is walking down the street one fine summers day when he trips over a magic lamp.
he picks himself up off the floor and gives the lamp a rub.

out pops a genie and says
"master you have freed me, i will grant you three wishes, what does your heart desire?"

the hippy says
"i wish for world peace"

"so it is done" says the genie, "what is you next wish, wise master?"

"i wish for an everlasting joint, one that will never burn down, no matter how hard i toke on it, made from the finest grass"

"so it is done" the genie replies, and whips a joint out from behind his ear, hands it to the hippy.

the hippy lights up and tokes away....hours pass, hours turn into days.
the hippy is totally wasted and the joint is still burning.

"wow" says the hippy, this is like, sooo coool, i can keep this like, forever and ever and ill always be able to get high, man im wasted"

"and for your final wish, wise master?" asks the genie

"dude give me another one of those everlasting joints!"
babystarbud Reviewed by babystarbud on . Marijana Jokes List Hey, I'm new here, and I thought it would be cool to open a Marijuana, Cannabis and Hash jokes thread!:D:D You are welcomed to write any jokes you know as long as they include smoking, smokers, cannabis, Marijuana, hash, joint, bong, chillum, and their friends! :thumbsup: Here is the first one: - Stoned head died and went to hell. He opened his eyes and he sees of a huge marijuana field. Tons and tons of high quality juicy buds around him. He cannot believe his eyes. Suddenly, Rating: 5