Welcome aboard man. :jointsmile:

Well here's an old one...

A drunk man is driving recklessly in the middle of the night. He then suddenly sees a stop sign up ahead...What does he do?
He decides to run it without thinking of the consequences.

A few minutes later, a stoned man slowly approaches the same stop sign...and What does HE do?
Nothing at all...he patiently waits...staring at the stop sign, waiting for it to turn green!