You might be a pothead if Everyone else is a lightweight

You smoke so much pot your couch has seatbelts

You might be a stoner if It becomes a chore to use the lighter

Q. How do you know when you've smoked too much?
A. When the most difficult decision crossing your mind is determining whether your eyes are:

a) open

b) shut

c) false

d) none of the above

What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over:

COP-Son do you know why i pulled you over? reply-You thought i had some donuts?

Arent you the guy from the village ppl?

Hey you must have been goin about 125 mph to keep up with me, Good job.

Are you Andy or Barney?