ok..heres one duno if you could call it a cannabis joke but here it goes...

3 men are sent to hell
one for being a drunk all his life
one for using women
and one for smoking pot..

the devil puts the drunk in a room full of all the alcohol you could ever imagine and locks the door..

he then turns to the woman user and trows him in a room full of the hottest naked women nyphos and locks the door

he turns to the pot head nd trows him in a room full with the dankest pot ever feild loads of it..

he leaves them in the rooms for 1000 years and finaly goes to let them out ..

he opens the first door where the drunk falls out clenching an empty bottle and proclaims hell never touch another drop the devil decides this is good enough and gives him another go at life...

the second door when opened the woman user runs out proclaiming ''im gay''

when he opens the third door the pot head is just sitting with his back against the door a tear comes down his eye when he looks at the devil he asks him ''buddy ya got a light?''

heh long joke..
shit was already said bummer..