HEDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to the pizzeria & ordered a slice, the fucker gave me the smallest slice. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, that fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it" slice!


I'll hafta ck out my visine bottle and see what info's on it. On account of I'm bout to go swimming and all