lol@"20pounds of shit in a 5pound bag"...hehehe, I must remember that when I next see my ex

She (my ex *bleugh*) used to wear ski-pants.........
She was slim when we first met, then one day, I woke up and she was, like, the size of Uganda..WTF!...water-retention?...how much water did you drink?...the Baltic Sea?
When we used to go to the beach, the life-guards had to fend off the Norwiegians and Japanese!!

Sorry, I just in a bad-mood