Wife Translations Guide LOL

[Dro_Princess]

Almost all of these are true for me, and very entertaining to read.


The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and you sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

Dro_Princess Reviewed by Dro_Princess on 03-27-2007. Wife Translations Guide LOL Almost all of these are true for me, and very entertaining to read. The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want Rating: 5

[Samwhore]

haha, well I dont take forever to get ready,

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

Funny.

[Coelho]

so... dont you think the life would be WAY easier if the wives just talked exactly what they mean?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

so... dont you think the life would be WAY easier if the wives just talked exactly what they mean?

but it wouldn't be half as interesting.

[puddlecruzier]

woman not saying what they mean. thats the glue that holds the world in place

[halo]

Why doesn't the wife say what she means? It doesn't make any sense!

[the yeag]

That is so sad but so true.....80% of all marriages end from poor comunication...the other 20% of the gals were not getting fucked right.


I am glad I can comunicate with my girl. I love you Babe...now bend over and drop those panties.

[stinkyattic]

Yeag... you're... so manly...
hahahaha just kidding big guy... love ya babe...

Actually I don't really agree with a lot of those translations... like we need to talk / i need to complain and we need/ i want... were getting a soap dish/ coming back with everything in the store... we need new curtains/ and a whole new living room... I've always thought of myself as practical...

but some are true: i heard a noise/ haha you don't get to go to sleep until you get outta bed and check the latches on every window in the house

[LIP]

Women are so confusing - it fries my brain.