I have a horrible time with my eyes being bloodshot, but I find it helpful to dress nice, and i almost always wear my glasses, because there is no way a well dressed guy in glasses would be a smoker

Just try to look the part of a non smoker. dress nice, wear glasses, speak politly, and try not to ramble. also, cold water on the face really does help, it relieves some of the swelling around the eyes, and freshens you up.

also, you all would ACTUALLY make love to the mirror if MY reflection was in it. im just that sexy.