how'd you get out of school?

[chronicnhash]

ya mr devious i was thinking the same thing

whats with the guards and shit in the american schools? thats weird.. here my buddy in highschool got caught selling weed outta his basement.. makin a killin... and he was suspended for 3 days??? all there ever was was this constable cop guy who showed up a few times a week for no reason at all. seems really weird with the drug policys and schools being guarded by security

[CannabisCrooz]

wow really you guys don't have any gaurds or anything to keep you guys in?

My school has an assload of security and two police officers that work there EVERYDAY. They seriously just patrol the school or hang out at entrances all day everyday.

[hmb_ganja_fein]

our school doesnt really care all that much, we have an open campus lunch so you can leave then, and if u leave anyother time, theres one guy that sometimes checks, but thats it.
only
if u have any unexcused absenses u get detention.....so ya, but its still worth it cause detention is shorter then class

[Nochowderforyou]

what was your routine to skip school?

I used to eat a nice big bowl of ceral then mix 50/50 glass of milk and orange juice. Worked everytime for me.

Any other creative types out there?

I might be slow witted here, but I don't get this. How does eating cereal, milk and OJ get you out of school. :wtf:

I used to ask to go to the washroom to get out of class. I wouldn't even have to go, but I'd sure take my sweet ass time.

Kids used to start fires a lot in the washroom when I was in HS, so 75% of that year, we were outside rather than inside. To get out of class and not go in HS though, I just wouldn't go. They had a 3 strike rule. If you don't show up for 3 days in a row, they would call home to your folks. To avoid getting caught, I'd skip one or two days, then go the third day, then start all over again. I never went to classes, ever, for many reasons though that I'd rather not get into.

In junior high though, I just used the washroom bit. They were Nazi's at that school. If you were 20 minutes late for school that day, or getting back from lunch, they would call home and my mom would always find out. I rarely skipped class in junior high. I spent most of the time drawing and writing.

[thatman]

God damn, I know it's a bit odd that I never knew this considering how prevelant it seems, but I had no idea American schools actually had guards to keep you in... I mean kids around my area would consider that some harsh nazi bullshit, there's no way we'd put up with that. Besides, there's always that occasional day you just have to skip, whether it be avoiding some group of bullies, or just feeling too shitty that day to really learn anything. Yes I know there's no way to implement such exceptions into a consistant school policy, but that's simply why you don't have freakin' guards actually out to stop somebody from *gasp* making an independant choice about how they run their own lives. lol, sorry but it's just surprising me more and more how many harsh social restrictions exist in the states (drug policy is crazy enough after all).

I know this sounds nuts , here in Ontario Canada you can just walk out of the school and nobody is going to ask you any questions. Then again we can smoke on the sidewalk infront of the school with teachers walking by so I guess my schools a little lax.

Security guards....wtf?

[CannabisCrooz]

I might be slow witted here, but I don't get this. How does eating cereal, milk and OJ get you out of school. :wtf:

Milk and OJ sound like a perfect concoction for some nice and nasty vomit. I used to go with creamed corn, but throwing up to miss school is to much trouble now.

[yoda]

i go to a community college now. if i dont wanna go, i just dont leave my house. or on days where i have multiple classes, i just leave. i didnt skip all that much in high school. maybe walked out during lunch and would go home or just never went to school.

[Nochowderforyou]

Milk and OJ sound like a perfect concoction for some nice and nasty vomit. I used to go with creamed corn, but throwing up to miss school is to much trouble now.

Well that's going a bit too far if you ask me. Making yourself vomit to avoid school? :wtf: School isn't/wasn't that bad.

[affasd]

i just walked out lol and if i wanted to get back in later in the day for a class i needed to go to i would just prop open the back door way in back of school behind the gym with a pen or call a friend to open it for me.

[Reefer Rogue]

If i feel too sick then i'll just call in and leave a message on the abscence hotline. Then, proceed to blaze all day and play online video games. Love it when I do it but i don't do it that often, so that's prob why. I usually go every day to get my EMA (education maintenance allowence) 30 sterling a week if i go to all my classes and get a piece of paper signed. I don't have the pound sign on my keyboard.