Quote Originally Posted by pass the chicken
what was your routine to skip school?

I used to eat a nice big bowl of ceral then mix 50/50 glass of milk and orange juice. Worked everytime for me.

Any other creative types out there?
I might be slow witted here, but I don't get this. How does eating cereal, milk and OJ get you out of school. :wtf:

I used to ask to go to the washroom to get out of class. I wouldn't even have to go, but I'd sure take my sweet ass time.

Kids used to start fires a lot in the washroom when I was in HS, so 75% of that year, we were outside rather than inside. To get out of class and not go in HS though, I just wouldn't go. They had a 3 strike rule. If you don't show up for 3 days in a row, they would call home to your folks. To avoid getting caught, I'd skip one or two days, then go the third day, then start all over again. I never went to classes, ever, for many reasons though that I'd rather not get into.

In junior high though, I just used the washroom bit. They were Nazi's at that school. If you were 20 minutes late for school that day, or getting back from lunch, they would call home and my mom would always find out. I rarely skipped class in junior high. I spent most of the time drawing and writing.