I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is
Do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

Could you? Would you? On your tit?
Could you? Would you? On your lip?

Not on my tit, not on my lip
Not here or there, not anywhere
I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is

Could you? Would you? On your face?
Could you? Would you? Without disgrace?

Not on my face, not without disgace
Not on my tit, not on my lip
Do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like sperm and jizz
I do not like them, Sam-I-is


Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Psycho4Bud Reviewed by Psycho4Bud on . Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist! =p Okay, this is a spinoff of a post from The Green Fog under 'Bored of Sex?'. We all remember Green Eggs and Ham... And Dr. Seuss actually lived in my area, so to me, this is even funnier! Hee hee how would Dr. Seuss, sex therapist, recommend that you spice up a dull love life? Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? Rating: 5