I fucked a chick
Said I had a fat dick
Her eyes fluttered all blink-y
Told me she was kinky
Pulled out a strange device
Beckoned that I don't think twice
Turned out it was a vibrator-oodle
Gave it a lick, stuck it in her poodle
Went to work with my wrist
Gave her a turn, gave her a twist!
When all was said and done
She smiled and ended our fun
I handed her some spare coin, a watch, and a silver-star
Raised my boot and kicked her ass out of my car.
The end.
couch-potato Reviewed by couch-potato on . Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist! =p Okay, this is a spinoff of a post from The Green Fog under 'Bored of Sex?'. We all remember Green Eggs and Ham... And Dr. Seuss actually lived in my area, so to me, this is even funnier! Hee hee how would Dr. Seuss, sex therapist, recommend that you spice up a dull love life? Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? Rating: 5