Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist! =p

[hello3pat]

Yay, its time for butt-sex
Bitch talk back and Ill shoot rex
In and out I pound your ass
Right before its time for class
Ill drop you off outside your school
Man, 2nd grade used to be so cool
Tell your teacher that I said hi
and dont worry, they always cry...

:wtf: was that too far?

That was not too far,
But was it in the car?
Have you tried it with a dead deer,
That guy must of had to much beer.
I'm gonna go smoke a bowl,
Then maybe play my 360 console.
Later I may masturbate,
Because I have no date,
While my eyes dilate.
.....
How was that?

hello3pat Reviewed by hello3pat on 03-27-2007. Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist! =p Okay, this is a spinoff of a post from The Green Fog under 'Bored of Sex?'. We all remember Green Eggs and Ham... And Dr. Seuss actually lived in my area, so to me, this is even funnier! Hee hee how would Dr. Seuss, sex therapist, recommend that you spice up a dull love life? Have you done it in a box? Have you done it with a fox? Rating: 5