I fucked a chick
Said I had a fat dick
Her eyes fluttered all blink-y
Told me she was kinky
Pulled out a strange device
Beckoned that I don't think twice
Turned out it was a vibrator-oodle
Gave it a lick, stuck it in her poodle
Went to work with my wrist
Gave her a turn, gave her a twist!
When all was said and done
She smiled and ended our fun
I handed her some spare coin, a watch, and a silver-star
Raised my boot and kicked her ass out of my car.
The end.