Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.
Ever seen Eurotrip?

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
I hate doing that, I'd like to pee alone please.
Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
He could be gay.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
Especially when they make that whiney howl noise.