40 Reasons Why Its Wonderful To Be A Woman

[Dro_Princess]

bukujstsu some of those are accurate and the list is for shits and giggles. Relax and laugh a little it makes life alot more fun.

[Bree1978]

Cool Thread! I agree with every one except:

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

A few things I've gotten caught....argh......ha!


:jointsmile: Bree

[stinkyattic]

I've caught my man trying to get in my zipper, does that count?

[Bree1978]

[gabee42ee]

I think it's pretty sexist and inaccurate.

no need to be so serious, its funny

[orgasmic]

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.


i drink for the taste and its nice i guess knowing i can drink more of a drink i enjoy without passing out...... (im a man )

[Wesley Pipes]

bukujstsu some of those are accurate and the list is for shits and giggles. Relax and laugh a little it makes life alot more fun.

your right

(btw, mods take notice, i find it highly offensive and rather sexist that we men dont have a "mens issues" subforum to ourselves )


Reasons it's good to be a guy:
1) Three words: Monday Night Football

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
2) You understand why The Three Stooges are funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
3) You know stuff about tanks.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
5) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
8) You can open all your own jars.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every
shot of somebody crying.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
13) All your orgasms are real.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
14) A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
15) Guy in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the
boards).

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
16) You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
19) Your last name stays put.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
21) When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone
secretly hates you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
22) You can kill your own food.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
23) The garage is all yours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
25) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
27) You never have to clean a toilet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
28) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
30) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
31) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
32) your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
33) The National College Cheerleading Championship.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
34) You don't have to shave below your neck.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
35) None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
36) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
37) If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
38) You can write your name in the snow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
39) You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
40) Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
41) Chocolate is just another snack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
42) You can be president. (In this lifetime.)

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
43) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
44) Flowers fix everything.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
45) You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
46) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
47) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
48) Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
49) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
50) You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about
what people will think.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
51) Foreplay is optional.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
52) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
53) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
54) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
55) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
56) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
57) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
58) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
59) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
60) The world is your urinal.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
61) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's
about to leave you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
62) You get to jump up and slap stuff.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
64) One mood, all the time

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
65) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
66) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's
just too skeevy.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
67) you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
69) Same work...more pay!

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
70) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
71) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch
adjustment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
72) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
73) You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
74) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's
population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
75) You don't mooch off others' desserts.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
76) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
77) The remote control is yours and yours alone.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
78) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
79) ESPN's SportsCenter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
80) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
81) Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
82) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
84) You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
85) If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell
your other friends you've changed.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
86) Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
87) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
88) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong buddies.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
89) Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
90) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
91) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in
the mood.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
93) If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer
or throw it across the room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
94) New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
96) You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
97) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
98) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice
anything different?"

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
99) Baywatch

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
100) There's always a game on somewhere.

[orange floyd]

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

hahaha. seriously whats up with that shit

[LIP]

your right

(btw, mods take notice, i find it highly offensive and rather sexist that we men dont have a "mens issues" subforum to ourselves )


Reasons it's good to be a guy:
1) Three words: Monday Night Football

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
2) You understand why The Three Stooges are funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
3) You know stuff about tanks.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
5) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
8) You can open all your own jars.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every
shot of somebody crying.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
13) All your orgasms are real.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
14) A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
15) Guy in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the
boards).

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
16) You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
17) Movie nudity is always female.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
18) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
19) Your last name stays put.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
20) You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
21) When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone
secretly hates you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
22) You can kill your own food.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
23) The garage is all yours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
24) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
25) You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
27) You never have to clean a toilet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
28) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
30) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
31) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
32) your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
33) The National College Cheerleading Championship.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
34) You don't have to shave below your neck.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
35) None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
36) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
37) If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
38) You can write your name in the snow.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
39) You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
40) Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
41) Chocolate is just another snack.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
42) You can be president. (In this lifetime.)

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
43) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
44) Flowers fix everything.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
45) You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
46) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
47) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
48) Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
49) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
50) You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about
what people will think.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
51) Foreplay is optional.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
52) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
53) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
54) You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
55) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
56) You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
57) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
58) You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
59) You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
60) The world is your urinal.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
61) You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's
about to leave you.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
62) You get to jump up and slap stuff.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
64) One mood, all the time

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
65) You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
66) You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's
just too skeevy.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
67) you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
69) Same work...more pay!

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
70) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
71) You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch
adjustment.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
72) Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
73) You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
74) With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's
population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
75) You don't mooch off others' desserts.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
76) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
77) The remote control is yours and yours alone.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
78) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
79) ESPN's SportsCenter.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
80) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
81) Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
82) You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
83) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
84) You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
85) If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell
your other friends you've changed.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
86) Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
87) You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
88) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong buddies.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
89) Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
90) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
91) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in
the mood.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
92) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
93) If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer
or throw it across the room.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
94) New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
96) You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
97) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
98) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice
anything different?"

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
99) Baywatch

Reasons it's good to be a guy:
100) There's always a game on somewhere.

Yeah, that's me to a tee.

[vileoxidation]

I think its funny that guys objected to the women's one because it was sexist and inaccurate, while I read over the men's and don't care about the sexism or inaccuracy - I am just immeasurably glad that I don't have a lot of those qualities!!

Ah, how I love the differences inherent to the genders.

And I'm not saying any of you guys are bad or anything, I'm just glad I'm not one.