Thats Funny Stuff!! Made my mornin!!
I tell Grateful Dead Tour "War Stories" and people think,Naa,that shit only happens to the "Fabulous Furry Freak Bros" that can't be true! This just goes to prove that stoner escapades can happen to anyone,anytime!!
The Figment Reviewed by The Figment on . My nightmare in Amsterdam Friday night. Stoned and drunk as usual. An acquaintance asks me if I want to go to Amsterdam, and he means right now. Sure, I said, right after I fuck your wife. But he was serious. He got in a taxi, and at four o'clock gave me a call. He tells me he's outside, the flights are booked, the credit cards are getting cold, the taxi-driver is getting sufficiently pissed off, and to get out of bed before he smokes this entire joint to himself. Five am. We're outside the airport, caned and cold. Rating: 5